Meeting Saturday 4th October 2003
World Events
Woman Shot Defending Child.
Labour Party Conference Starts.
Judge Fined For Bust Up In Kebab Shop.
Football Rape Allegation.
Sport
Hit man Halton 10th Defence Of Light Middle Weight Title.
Manchester United 3 Birmingham City 0.
Pie
John Is It Today's?, Chip Shop Pie, Lardy, Meaty.
Score 4.0
Bob Dry, No Jelly.
Score 6.0
Peter Not Very Fresh.
Score 6.0
Phil Not Today's, Dry, No Jelly, Not Great.
Score 6.0
Summary
Fetcher Phil.
Fetch Duxons (King Cross)
Price 55p
Average 5.5
Meeting Saturday 11th October 2003
World Events
Arnold Schwarzenegger Wins Race For California Governor.
Leeds Player Arrested For Sex Assault.
Rio Ferdinand Stopped From Playing For England.
Queen Mary Two Launched.
Sport
Wigan V Bradford To Go For Super League Play Off.
The Game At Fenerbache's Stadium Ended In A Goalless Draw Which Was All England Needed To Top Group 7 And Earn Automatic Qualification For Next Year's Finals In Portugal.
A Melee Involving Up To 50 Players And Officials Erupted After Turkey's Alpay Provoked England Captain David Beckham, Jabbing Him In The Face And Reportedly Insulting His Mother.
Pie
Stuart Wet Top Like A Pudding, Pink Porky Meat.
Score 6.5
Kevin Looked Soggy, Tasty, Crunchy, Fresh, Shallow Meat.
Score 7.5
Mark Smells Good, Damp Pastry, Not Much Meat, Too Much Jelly.
Score 7.0
John Deceptive Pie, Pale With River Of Jelly, Fresh, Course Porky Meat.
Score 6.0
Summary
Fetcher John
Fetch Todmorden Market
Price 50p
Average 6.7
Meeting Saturday 18th October 2003
World Events
Siamese Twins Joined At The Head Separated.
Staten Island Ferry Crashed In New York Killing Ten People.
The Pope Celebrates 25th Anniversary.
Sport
Sir Alex Ferguson Has Been Fined £10,000 And Banned From The Touchline For Two Matches After Being Found Guilty Of Misconduct By A Football Association Disciplinary Hearing.
A 10-Man Manchester City Side Beat Bolton 6-2 In A Thrilling Local Derby.
Pie
Tim Big, Mass Produced, Well Filled.
Score 6.0
Peter Big, Dull, Soggy, Tasteless.
Score 3.0
Phil Handsome, Fresh, Lots Of Pastry, Lots Of Lard.
Score 5.5
John A Bit Of A Brute, Lardy, Soggy, Non-Descript Meat, Pastry Lacked Salt.
Score 6.0
Kevin Too Big, Lardy, Yesterdays, Lacked Salt.
Score 7.5
Summary
Fetcher Kevin (Members Declare Abuse Of Fetchers Privilege).
Fetch P. Newsome Bakers Of Kirkburton (Huddersfield).
Price 45p
Average 5.6
Meeting Saturday 25th October 2003
World Events
Concorde's Last Flight.
Tony Blaire Has A Heart Scare.
David Blaine Out Of The Box.
End Of British Summer Time.
Burrell Out To Make A Fast Buck.
Sport
England Beat Bangladesh By 7 Wickets.
England Beat South Africa 25 - 6.
Frank Bruno Comes Home.
Pie
John Rustic, Heavy, Fresh Jelly, Round Side, Coarse Meat, Tasty.
Score 7.5
Kevin Soggy Pastry, Peppery, Heavy, Enjoyed It, (Wilson's?).
Score 7.0
Bob Tasty, Enjoyed It.
Score 7.5
Mark Solid, Heavy, Fatty, Tasty.
Score 8.0
Phil Shame About Pastry, Not Enough Pepper, Nice Jelly.
Score 8.0
Summary
Fetcher Phil
Fetch Cryer's
Price 65p
Average 7.4
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